This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field.
 
HUSBAND:    Hi Dear, I am logged in.
WIFE:              Would you like to have some snacks?
 
HUSBAND:    Hard disk full.
WIFE:              Have you brought the saree?
 
HUSBAND:    Bad command or file name.
WIFE:              But I told you about it in the morning!
 
HUSBAND:    Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
WIFE:              HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?
 
HUSBAND:    File in use, read only. try after some time.
WIFE:              Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
 
HUSBAND:    Sharing violation, access denied.
WIFE:              I made a mistake in marrying you!
 
HUSBAND:    Data type mismatch.
WIFE:              You are useless!
 
HUSBAND:    By default.
WIFE:              Who was there with you in the car this morning?
 
HUSBAND:    System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
WIFE:              What is my value in your life?
 
HUSBAND:    Unknown virus detected.
WIFE:              Do you love me or your computer?!
 
HUSBAND:    Too many parameters. 
WIFE:              I will go to my dad's house!
 
HUSBAND:    Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
WIFE:              I will leave you forever!

HUSBAND:    Close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE:              It's worthless talking to you!

HUSBAND:    Shut down the computer.
WIFE:              I am going!!!

HUSBAND:    It is now safe to turn off your computer.
 
Hope you enjoy this.....